☆ Review: Genital Jousting - PC - "A game that doesn’t make a dick of itself" ☆ #GameDev #IndieGame

Game: Genital Jousting

Platform: PC (Steam)

Developer: Free Lives

When I first received Genital Jousting to review, I hadn’t heard of it. 

I assumed that it was a party game in the vein of Stick Fight, Sumotori and games of that ilk. 

After watching the trailer, I could see that a heavy focus would be on the newly-implemented story mode. A story seemingly about a willy trying to ‘get his end away’, so I thought it would be hastily thrown together as a sort of jokey mini-game amuse-bouche in preparation for the inevitable online main course (not unlike COD). 

What actually happened was that I was treated to my first surprise personal delight of 2018. 

Genital Jousting delivers…in inches.

☆ Capcom Arcade Games - The Best Of 1985 to 2000 ☆ #Retrogaming #Arcade

🎮 "Take a trip down memory lane with me as I look at some of the finest Capcom Arcade Games ever made!" 🎮

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☆ Video Game shopping in Amsterdam - "Booze, drugs and (It’s only) Rock ‘n’ Roll…on the Commodore 64" ☆ #Retrogaming

Anyone who has travelled to the continent and had a brief sojourn into any retro gaming store knows that the prices over there tend to be higher than in the UK, in France this is even more apparent (although it’s still possible to grab some serious bronze).

Recently, I travelled to Amsterdam for a friend’s fortieth (panic not, for I am still fresh out of the oven at thirty-four) and I did some research before-hand and discovered that there was indeed a few game shops out there and also a couple of arcades, good! 

It would provide a break from the coffee shops/head shops/seed shops / astonishingly expensive bars.

☆ Nantucket - PC - Ten Minute Taster - "Let's go Moby Dick hunting!" ☆ #Nantucket

🎮 "Come follow Captain Ricardo AKA Captain Ishmael, in Nantucket as he hunts down Moby Dick and teaches some cabin boys how to sail the seven seas!" 🎮

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☆ Wulverblade - PS4 - Ten Minute Taster - "A cool side scrolling hack n slash video game with a beautiful art style" ☆

🎮"Wulverblade is one cool side scrolling hack n slash video game with a beautiful art style, check out my ten-minute taster with it on the PS4"🎮

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☆ YUME NIKKIE DREAM DIARY - NEW TRAILER! ☆ #YUMENIKKI

"I recently played the original version of the surreal and thought-provoking Yume Nikki as part of a Ten Minute Taster and now we have our first look at the gameplay for the new version.....it looks just as intriguing as I thought it would be!!"

☆ What It Was First Like: The Birth of Pinball ☆ #retrogaming

Today we have a guest contributor, Jessica Kane, from The Pinball Company who has written us a great article on the birth of pinball.

Pinball is making a comeback as we speak and Pinball goes hand in hand with retro gaming as we see more and more pinball tables being introduced at all the retro gaming expos up and down the country.

Let's take a look as Jessica talks us through the birth of pinball!

☆ The History Of Football Management Video Games 1982 to 1999 ☆ #Retrogaming

Of all the video games that I have played over the years, the most time I have spent in front of a computer screen was always with football management games. 

(closely followed by Soccer Video Games )

It's been an obsession of mine for years. Ever since I played Football Manager 2 on my mate Briggsy's Amstrad CPC I just knew this was the genre for me.

For the last few years, I've often looked for a definitive guide to this sub-genre of video games which listed out the games in date order, but alas I could never find the appropriate tome that satisfied this itch of mine.

☆ Dragon Ball FighterZ and a Venom Arcade Fight Stick are the perfect 2 Hit Combo! ☆ #DragonBallFighterZ

 To celebrate the launch of the Dragon Ball FighterZ video game Venom has announced that their multi-format Arcade Fight Stick is now available for purchase from Argos at an incredible reduced price when purchased alongside Dragon Ball FighterZ!

☆ The Best Video Games From Data East ☆ #Retrogaming

🎮 Data East was in operation from 1976 to 2003, and released 150 video game titles.

Its main headquarters were located in Suginami, Tokyo with its USA HQ in San Jose, California.

Out of those 150 games released i'm going to choose "The Best Of Data East"

See if you can see your fave Data East in the video and let me know which titles you would have chosen!🎮

☆ Immortal Redneck - PS4 - Ten Minute Taster - "A Journey With A Gun Toting Mummified Redneck!" ☆

🎮 "Watch me take on an educational journey through Egyptian History as I take on the role of a gun toting, mummified red neck who's mission it is to blast his way through a pyramid full of jumping killer frogs and snakes with legs..." 🎮

 
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☆ The History Of Soccer Video Games 1979 to 1999 v1.0 ☆ #Retrogaming @Gav_brumwell @gonarchslair

Have you ever wondered how many soccer video games were made during the period of 1979 to 1999 and what exactly those titles were called?

No?

Well I have….

☆ Review: Oh…Sir!! The Insult Simulator & The Hollywood Roast "Gags that fall flatter than uuhh…eerrrmm..ahhhh" ☆ #GameDev

  
Developer: Vile Monarch
System Reviewed: Nintendo Switch
Rating: Melting

I first played Oh Sir on Steam last year when I picked the game up in a sale for a few pence. It only provided me with about thirty minutes’ combined worth of entertainment but nonetheless I felt like I had my money’s worth from the game. 

Fast-forward twelve months to playing the same game on the Switch, combined with the spin-off title The Hollywood Roast and it’s fair to say that the joke has worn thin.

☆ Trailmakers - Ten Minute Taster ☆ #Gamedev #IndieGame

Ten Minute Taster: Trailmakers (Early Access)

"If you like Lego and Meccano and building your very own car creations then maybe Trailmakers might be the game for you?"

☆ Video Games with The Best Soundtracks ☆

When it comes to video games, most look to the graphics to determine if a game is playable or not and if it’s likely to be entertaining or not. 

However, there are many other video games that do not just impress when it comes to graphics but whose impressiveness transcends to the soundtracks as well. 

The following are such kind of games and they are accessible from NetBet Casino for those who want to try them and see if they are indeed the real deal.

☆ Review: Shu - "A platformer so good, you’ll be floating on air" ☆ #Gamedev #IndieGame

Game: Shu
Platform Reviewed: Nintendo Switch
Developer: Coatsink
Rating: ICE COOL

There have been a lot of video game releases recently for the Switch and I’ve noticed a fair few of these are ports from Steam from several years ago (Crimsonland for £15, anyone?) of varying quality and so coming across a game like Shu which has clearly being loving ported with attention to detail and also at a very impressive price (£7.69 at the time of writing) is a genuine breath of fresh air. 

A platformer that feels familiar but with its own unique twists, Shu is a golden addition to any Switch owner’s collection.

☆ Review: Unforgiving: A Northern Hymn "A Beautiful Nordic Nightmare" ☆

Developer – Angry Demon Studio

Platform reviewed - PC (Steam)

Rating – Ice Cool

I know what you are all thinking after reading the title of this video game, but no, it’s not about a group of men from Yorkshire walking around, singing religious songs and refusing to excuse people’s faults.

Unforgiving: A Northern Hymn is a horror game set somewhere in Scandinavia and voiced entirely in Swedish with English subtitles. Considering its status as an independent game, it has extremely high production values and approaches its story with a keen eye for pacing and scares.

☆ Ten Minute Taster - Yume Nikki - PC ☆ #PixelArt #Retrogaming

"Originally released in 2004 this abstract game about a dream world has received a FREE release on Steam pending the follow up being released some time this year...."

"Watch me wander aimlessly in search of 'effects' and frogs...."

☆ Will Varley Releases A Video Game Inspired Music Video For His Latest Single ☆ #Retrogaming

Singer, Will Varley released a brand new single this week and has put together a videogame-style music video reminiscent of Flashback or Super Brothers: Sword And Sorcery.

He actually made the video himself which is cool!

☆ Steep - Ten Minute Taster "Fun In The Snow & In The Water!" ☆

"Geronimo!!! Look out below! Here comes a snowboarder with an old beat flow!" "Watch me take on the Mountain during the Steep Beta"